Welcome to the hopefully official website of the glorious Gold Skull Supremacy. I’m Vanilla Veterbrae coming to you via the internet web to report that our army has been wildy successful in taking over 2 galaxies and we are currently working on our third. I want to say it will be easiest weasiest take over so far, however we’ve come across a small problem. There appears to be vile villanous heroes that dare challenge our glorious army and wish to stop our progress to bringing slavery and dictatorship across the universe!
Vote for you think will win!!!
Lord Gold Skull
SpikerMan
The Results so far!!!
- 3%
- 97%
(Voting is temporarily closed due to the fact that we think hacking might be involved.)
Who is the Gold Skull Supremacy you ask?
The Gold Skull Supremacy was founded by our glorious leader: Lord Gold Skull. He singlehandedly gathered followers through various methods and several different worlds and eventually found a planet with government and resources to turn it into the Supremacy we know and love today. Our lord Gold Skull has what he calls “The Power of Fear” which allows him to bend others to his glorious will and with one small demonstration of his power, many worlds decided to join us in our quest to bring order, slavery, corrupted government, and most of all, serviatude through fear in the universe.
Please Enjoy our videos documenting our great success against the SpikerMan team:
Episode 1
Episode 3
Episode 2
Special News Report #1
Special News Report #2
Special News Report #3
Please Enjoy our expertly made posters that are not at all propaganda:
Here are some testomonials from a few of our members who have enjoyed their service in our army!
“He’s right”
Ralph“I get to carry a gun”
Bob“I enjoy being a soldier against my will”
George“Our boss is scary in a good way”
Bobert“It’s an honor and stuff”
Ricky“We don’t get paid”
Susan
Vanilla Veterbrae
Robot Newcaster
Vanilla Veterbrae is a robot newscaster programmed to bring you completely true and honest commentary on the Gold Skull Supremacy. He is not biased towards the Supremacy and does not try to manipulate the viewers with one sided opinion regarding the Supremacy’s intentions or actions.
He is not biased. He speaks the truth that is very truthful.
Your feedback is very important to us! If you have anything to say we would be delighted to hear it as long as it is positive and does not mock our glorious army.
Comments:
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George
Soldier, Bronze Class - Gold Skull Supremacy
All Hail Gold Skull.
Dr. Poopinberger
Hansome Muffin
All Hail my poop.
George
Soldier, Bronze Class - Gold Skull Supremacy
HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE GREAT LORD GOLD SKULL
Dr. Poopinberger
Hansome Muffin
Yeah you’re next on my list to kill.
George
Soldier, Bronze Class - Gold Skull Supremacy
That’s funny. How do you plan to find me? You have no idea where I ammmmaamw memfamwefla wjfe;i afaiw ofjaowifj;54wya43t4g4ga34ga4a
Dr. Poopinberger
Hansome Muffin
Got to say. Love what you guys are doing. Keep up the amazing work.
For me to poop on.
Dr. Poopinberger
Loves Burgers
Hey I’m curious if you guys considered doing a vote between Gold Skull and that one guy named Scerpinder? I put together an accurate simulation of what those results would be like:
Lucky
Loyal Cyborg Dog
I hacked your website noobs.
Dr. Poopinberger
Super Handsome Manly Man
Oh is that why the voting results are accurate? That’s great.
Kelvar
Good boy.
Lucky
Loyal Cyborg Dog
/(^.^)\
Icstenay
LOL
Vanilla Vetrebrae
Robot Broadcaster
Please give us our website back.
Lucky
Loyal Cyborg Dog
No.
Marra
Gold Skull if you’re reading this I will make you pay for what you did to my planet. I will destroy you’re army one soldier at a time. You better hope I don’t find you because when I do you’re going to wish you’d never heard my name.
Sara
To those of you reading this that are loyal to Gold Skull: We don’t want to hurt you, we don’t even want to fight you, but we will not tolerate the Supremacy’s barbaric nature and slaughter of innocent people. If you stand with them we will show you no mercy. Please do the right thing and give yourselves up peacefully. We will protect you if you feel you need protecting.
Kelvar
♪ I looooove yoooou ♫
Sara
♪ I hope your hair catches fiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrre ♫
Kelvar
Hey that’s not nice. My feelings are super very hurt.
Kelvar
Sara? Saaaaaaraaaa.
♪Come back my loooove ♫
Marra
I still want your babies.
Kelvar
Hey.
No.
Sara
That’s not even remotely funny.
Marra
Well if she won’t take you I certainly will.
Kelvar
I’m pretty sure we’ve already talked about this…I like you Marra but…um…I don’t think it’s going to work…sorry.
Marra
As I’ve said before your compliance isn’t really a factor. Remember that night we had in the hot tub together? For 2 hours? Don’t tell me that meant nothing to you.
Kelvar
Ok……Reaaaaaaally don’t want to do this here.
Sara
Wait WHAT?
Scerpinder The Awesome
Yeah…what?
Kelvar
I can explain…I’d rather explain in person though…
Marra
Oh it was amazing. It was very VERY amazing. Like the most amazing night I’ve ever had amazing.
Scerpinder The Awesome
Details. Very specific details. And pictures if you got them.
Marra
Oh I have them.
Kelvar
DONT YOU DARE. LUCKY, HACK HER PHONE NOW.
Thread is closed.
Dr. Poopinberger
Hansome Muffin
Did anyone get the joke about my name?
Kelvar
Yes. We did. Har har. You’re so mature.
Icstenay
I voted for Gold Skull, but I predict it will be Spikerbutt. Because of course it will be. He doesn’t lose. Even when he does lose he comes back to not lose. Pffft.
Kelvar
If you can admit that he never loses then why do you keep commiting crimes?
Icstenay
Being evil and insane is fun. Try it sometime you might enjoy it.
Scerpinder The Awesome
I voted for Gold Skull. I figured he needed all the help he can get.
Like an online vote’s going to affect what’s really going to happen. Spikerboo, please hurt him….alot.
Kelvar
I thought your name was Dr. Poopinberger?
Scerpinder The Awesome
No idea what you’re talking about.
Lord Gold Skull
I will destroy all of you.
Kelvar
Faaake.
Lucky
Loyal Cyborg Dog
Fake account.
Scerpinder The Awesome
Get that fake mess out of here.
Icstenay
Worth a try
Kromatone
Icstenay, do you really have time to be on the internet? We don’t have time to worry about the Supremacy when we have our own takeover to plan!! What do I pay you for?! GET BACK TO WORK!!!
Icstenay
Sorry boss.
Scerpinder The Awesome
Oh Kromey, hang tight, we’ll be coming for you soon too. Lucky is on it.
Kromatone
Oh? And how exactly do you plan to find me? You can’t trace me through my account. It’s encrypted.
Scerpinder The Awesome
I didn’t say we would trace you through your account.
Kromatone
………………………………..Icstenay.
Icstenay
OH NO.
Thread is closed.
Byzantium
Oh this website’s become such a hoot ‘n woot! I can’t wait to meet these wascally wabbits and wollop them. Especially the fat girl. I’m dingaling dying to meet the fatso.
Sara
I will kill you.
Byzantium
Don’t be all huffy wuffy baby. I think it’s a pretty close looking a thinging don’t you?
Sara
You will feel everything and I will feel nothing.
Scerpinder The Awesome
I still think it looks perfect.
Sara
…
Scerpinder The Awesome
How dare you mock Sara. How very dare you mock Sara like that. She looks absolutely nothing like that and you’re saying very offensive things about her and I don’t like that you’re making fun of her because Sara looks nothing at all like that. She’s beautiful and young and pretty and is very slim. She’s not overweight what-so-ever.
How dare you sir.
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